Being A Functional Adult Everyday Seems A Bit Excessive T-Shirt
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Being A Functional Adult Everyday Seems A Bit Excessive T-Shirt
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This lightweight crewneck tee speaks to the quietly overwhelmed.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Block text reads: “Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive.” It’s the kind of shirt that laughs with you on slow mornings, nods during burnt-toast days, and stays comfortable whether you’re running errands or recharging on the couch. Thoughtful details — stretchy ribbed collar, stable shoulder tape, and a tear-away label — keep it feeling lived-in and low-effort for seasons to come. Ethically sourced and OEKO-TEX® certified, it’s a casual staple for anyone who prefers honesty, quiet rebellion, and comfort over constant hustle.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printed designs; OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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